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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Microchipped monkeys

"Scientists from The University of Queensland are developing an enrichment and husbandry system that can dispense food, toys and medicine depending on the needs of individually microchipped animals."

This sounds like yet another apocalyptic nightmare waiting to happen: armies of android computer-controlled monkeys, hellbent on overthrowing their human masters.

Seconds after this picture was taken, for instance, this young lady was ripped to shreds.


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