man bites monkey

Thursday, March 16, 2006

No caption needed #2

Alive Chimpanzee


"The natural emotional state of your robotic Alive Chimpanzee is 'Curious,'" continues the disclaimer. "His other emotional states include 'Happy,' 'Fearful' and 'Feisty.'"

Whereas this one looks 'Drunk'.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

No caption needed #1

Sex-starved Chinese monkeys

From somewhere on the internet:

"Rhesus monkeys, especially sex-starved males, are making trouble and attacking people in a wildlife park in Guizhou Province. Some citizens say they should be given contraceptives."

These pair do indeed look rather starved, given what one of them appears to be doing to that phone booth.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Portrait of the artist

"Works by Gay the artist, a chimpanzee at Chimp Haven, will be exhibited during "Chimpressionism: Art by Apes" on March 23 at Café Pierremont Atrium, 920 Pierremont Road in Shreveport."

Chimpressionism. I wish I'd thought of that.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Random word association #11: Typewriter

I'd buy that monkey for a dollar! #11

"This is a one of a kind clay figure, made without the use of molds, straight from my imagination."

Proving the old adage that some things are best left to the imagination.

I do encourage you to click the link and wallow in the full-on horror of the other pictures of this "baby orangutan girl monkey ape". Just don't sue me to cover your therapy costs.

Monkey popsicle

"Azy, a male orangutan, enjoys a frozen juice treat as he enjoys the spring like weather at Great Ape Trust of Iowa"